Hoping for a Hit

Two days of pretty decent weather, with some lemony winter sun, and we've had a couple of nice hikes on the land. Phoebe and Liam had neighbor McKenzie over for a Sunday hike. My kids are so used to my obsessive picture-taking that they never bat an eye, but I've had to train McKenzie not to whip around and grin every time she hears my camera click. I suspect that most kids get their pictures taken only at a discount store or at school, and only at set times of the year, and it's a novelty to be photographed as if one were a fashion model. We usually stop at certain points for snacks. I usually bring fruits and nuts, which fell out of favor once the kids discovered that McKenzie had a backpack full of candy. The odd look on Phoebe's face here can be ascribed to the fact that one of her very loose molars was stuck in a Twix bar, and came out at that moment! We were delighted. For once, the Tooth Fairy was ready with a present, too. We have an extremely disorganized Tooth Fairy in Whipple. She can't spell, has a lousy sense of direction, and sometimes forgets her appointments altogether.
Today was bewitching. It was so hard to stay on task. I washed five loads of laundry, things that needed to be hung out in the sun and snappy southwest wind: bedspreads, table cloths, sheets, and towels. I decided to walk in the morning, since we rarely have a sunny morning that isn't followed by thick clouds. The light was hazy and changeable, with spotlights of sun. Chet amused himself on our morning walk by sniffing cow patties in the pasture where he got butted by the heifer.
When he strayed too far, I'd whistle, and he'd come barreling back. I wish he'd have used that attentiveness just a little farther down the trail, when he happened on a flock of turkeys and chased them right down toward the shanty where six or more dogs dwell.
They gave chase, and the next thing I knew, Chet came streaking by in front of me, followed by a large yellow shepherd cross. Fortunately, the dog slammed on the brakes and exited stage left when it nearly ran into me. These are the kind of dogs that breed freely among themselves, wear no collars, stay outside all the time, and travel as a pack. I don't know what they'd do if they ever got Chet cornered. I don't want to find out. When I finally got Chet in hand, we cut straight onto our land, headed for home. We amused ourselves by exploring the miniature hills and valleys formed by decades, maybe more than a century, of overgrazing and the resulting slump caused by erosion. Clothed in good-sized trees, the landforms are lovely, but the abuse our land has suffered is never far from my mind--to the knowing eye, it's written all over it.
You can see it in the shapes, you can see it in the forest understory. The wildflowers that carpet the floor of many forests in springs are missing in ours. Perhaps, given time, they'll recover, but having cattle stomping the soil cover into mud decade upon decade means that they'll have to seed in from outside. Wildflowers survive in pockets, giving a hint of what could be, given time.
For now, given our nasty dog encounter, I've decided to peregrinate more on our 80 acres, cutting overland instead of sticking to the trail that brings us within sight of the Dog Shanty. I figure this will give us much more to discover. My great dream? To buy the 85-acre piece that adjoins ours, and save it from clearcutting, overgrazing, and those who throw trash out the back door. Since I'm not a gambling person, I figure the only way to do that is to write a book that a lot of people want to buy. I've got one in press now. Whether a lot of people will want to buy it remains to be seen. But I've got to safeguard this land before somebody clearcuts it. The Kentucky warblers are depending on me!




8 Comments:
I will happily buy a copy of the book if it goes to help save birds - and Chet from those dangerous strays. Part of me feels sorry for those dogs, and a larger part of me would like to see a karmic smackdown on the human that allows them to run free and breed unrestrained. It's cruel for all the dogs involved.
I love reading about Chet's antics. It gives me a daily dog fix until I can get a dog back into my life (I've always suspected I don't function well without a dog... I now know it is so). If you get around to it, could you share with all of us how Chet came to live with you?
Hey Maureen, thanks to you I've spent the entire evening writing A Brief History of Chet! What a blast to comb through his most appealing puppy pictures. Coming soon!
Julie,
I will second Maureen's comment about Chet! My family has a female Boston named "Dixie" and she does everything that you describe Chet doing, right down to the farting. Unfortunately she doesn't get the nice long runs that you enjoy with Chet. She lives with my Mom back at the Delaware shore.
My husband and I met you during the OOS Raptor Symposium ... I'm the redhead from Severna Park. I am so enjoying your blog and and Bill's that I have decided to start one of my own so that my friends back in Baltimore can keep up and I can share my thoughts on Ohio, birds, movies, and books. Thanks for the daily lunch break!
Karyn Keay-Otte
kkeayotte@neo.rr.com
Tooth Fairies vary quite a bit with geography--perhaps due to the lack of a strong professional organization to set standards.
Andrew lost his first amd second teeth on trips to Appalacian Mountain Club huts in the White Mountains of NH. In each case the local Tooth Fairy left him a dollar. After the second event he commented that he wanted to work with the Wellesley, MA Tooth Fairy in the future. He knew from talking to his over-priveleged friends that the Wellesley Tooth Fairy was good for a twenty-dollar bill.
The title of this segment had me remeniscing about my younger days in the Haight...or on Telegraph in Berkeley...
man...there was this one night when me and Janice got fired up on this special punch...I think it had some MD2020, vodka, Southern Comfort, Annie Greensprings and strawberry fizzies..and you drink it through a chocolate flavor straw.. I think I saw the bats on that one...
Cheech
ps. I still have about a fourth of my original bottle of patchouli oil...also..had a dog just like Chet...
..he ate my brownies man...bummer!
You write it I'll buy it for two reasons. Save the land and you are a good writer. What's the title and when is the release date?
The book's called Letters from Eden, and it's a collection of essays, most of them written about this place and its inhabitants. It'll be lavishly illustrated, with 60 watercolors and 60-plus drawings. To be published by Houghton Mifflin in the fall of 2006. I'm eagerly awaiting galleys, to see what the designer has done with the three big boxes of art I sent in November.Thank you, Ric and Maureen, for your support!
I lost some of my mixed lab pups killed by pack dogs which traveled the woods behind my home. I came home from the grocery store one day to find a melee involving 5 pack dogs and a few of my dogs in my own back yard. I had to shoot one of the larger pack dogs. When I found him on the path, he was still warm...he had a collar... I wept unconsolably for an hour while I buried him...the pack never came back... four of my pups had been lost over a series of days...you have to protect your kids and your pets on your own property...but it is not an easy choice... suggest you always have some means of defense on your walks...If they catch Chet..they will shake him like a little doll..and you will not want to be helplessly hoping he will be ok.
David Crosby
Colt.45 Cal.w/tritium nightsights
8 rounds alternating FMJ's and Winchester silver tips, including one chambered, hammer back, safety on. An early warning shot, might prevent the need for a lethal shot...but don't county on it.
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