Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Heal, Already!


This enforced rest for Chet is killing both of us. He's bored to tears. I'm feeling blobby. I miss our power walks so much. Thank goodness it's raining and yuckky outside, so I don't have to sneak out on him. He got up and went outside, then slept this morning until 3:30 in the afternoon, got up to eat, played for a few hours, and now he's working on a Nylabone. He'll be ready to go to bed again at 10. If this doesn't fix his wanky knee, nothing will. Because we are giving a new definition to REST.

It'll be two weeks on Wednesday that we've been without our hikes. And then I have a week of leash walking him. There have been occasional lapses, like when he sees a bunneh or a durr and streaks out the door before anyone can stop him, but overall I'd say he's gotten about 1/10th of the exercise he normally gets, and I expect he's put on some weight, because his appetite seems to have increased. Hey, me too. I think I have pica. If I had to write down everything I eat every day I'd be jotting notes all day. Boston terrier 'tocks. I'm hooked on Cute Overload, and have picked up some of their lingo. (Muzzlepuffs, 'tocks and the like). If you haven't tried it, and you think Chet's cute, look out. It's pretty cat-heavy, and also weighted toward hamsters, but there are lots of puppies, a few Bostons, and baby moose, which look like a tangle of furry coat hangers that someone put together in the dark. The kids and I like to start our day cuddling together in bed with Baker, looking at Cute Overload on the laptop. I have a feeling the proprietor makes a living (and probably a pretty good one) off her blog sponsors. Hmmmmmmm. There's an idea.
I'm preparing a talk about Letters from Eden for my "book tour," and I've gone through something like 13K images in my groaning iPhoto library finding just the right ones for the talk. It's really fun, but probably the most time-consuming thing a person can do. I tell you, it's something, to relive 2006 in photos. I have this giant lump in my throat most of the time as I see spring and summer flying by, Liam smelling Easter lilacs and the bleeding heart blooming, fading and dying and chalk drawings washing off in a warm summmer rain and Phoebe whacking wiffleballs and Bill staring out over a summer meadow and Avis and Luther growing up and flying away (or not)...and then I find Chet, trying to hide behind a little bouquet of zinnas and goldenrod, soaking up some sun in a forbidden spot. He thinks I don't know he does this.A person who gnaws on her dog's muzzlepuffs probably isn't going to worry too much about the hygeinic consequences of having him lounge on the kitchen table. Chet knows this too. But Bill, who still retains a shred of propriety where Chet's concerned, makes him get down.

13 Comments:

At 7:11 PM, Blogger Trixie said...

ahhh....poor Julie, poor Chet. Soon, soon. And soon there will be those furry coat hangars in my yard. And the new kitten will be bigger, and lazy, and not a spaz. Sigh....

Oh yes, new kitten. Tom found him abandoned on a ski trail at night. It was about +10F. If it had been one day soon it would have been about -10F. Who would have thought it would be Tom that softened up.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger littleorangeguy said...

You and I were doing something of the same thing today, looking over the summer of 2006. Your summer, to be precise! I've only recently found your blog (a no-so-circuitous Cinnamon-fuelled route) and so I often dip back in time to see what I've missed in the past. This afternoon I just happened to dip into July 2006 -- some of what you describe. Kind of a neat coincidence.

Great picture of Chet lying down like a seal -- that's what we called that pose in my family -- reminiscent of my beloved childhood poodle (a tough poodle!) gone now for almost 20 years and still missed like crazy. It is nice to see that he lives on, in a way, in other little black dogs who are full of spunk, humour, and love. And who smell really good when stick your face into their warm furry shoulderblades.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Mary said...

He will heal, Julie. Sooner than later, he'll be foraging ahead during your walks and you'll be calling him back. Those Boston thighs are hunks of meaty muscle, aren't they? So defined and perfect. And Bostons smell so nice and clean, unless they roll in some bunneh dung. I needed a smile tonight. Just put Cute Overload in my favorites. Thanks...

 
At 7:59 PM, Anonymous katdoc said...

Maybe I am an old poop, but Cute Overload puts me into sugar shock. "Furbabies" and "tocks" and "muzzlepuffs" just make me gag. I shudder to think what "muzzlepuffs" might be. And dogs in clothes (excepting the utilitarian sweater or coat when needed) are just wrong, wrong, wrong. Halloween costumes? Don't get me started.

I'm not a total crab. I am all for silly nicknames and occasional baby talk, but I think sometimes people go a little overboard. The animal has its dignity, you know.

~Kat the Grouchy, who fortunately gets her "cute" fix just by going to work

PS: Put me down as one who believes that dogs (and cats for that matter) don't belong on the kitchen table. Or the countertop. (I hear you Tugger - "GET OFF THE COUNTER!!")

 
At 8:20 PM, Anonymous pablo said...

Well, another fine Chet Baker post. Thanx. I'm not sure you realize how much your readers really like these posts. They are worth reading every single time.

 
At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Janeyms said...

Girlfriend...you are speaking my language...muzzlepuffs especially NEED kisses. Right now I am looking down at my own BT laying like Chet does...we call that frog legs here and there is nothing I love more than sneaking up on one of the girls in this posture to give their meaty little thighs a tweak....obviously they like it too because who can sneak up on one of these dogs?

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Julie Zickefoose said...

's'cool, Katdoc. There's no way you could be a vet and make incisions and do euthanasia and deliver shaky prognoses if you got all goopy over dogs. We as laypeople have the immense luxury of going ga-ga. Thank you for the reality check. I say GO TUGGER. Push the envelope!
Jane, I cannot walk past a frog-leggin' Boston without pinching a 'tock. Chet crawls under the dresser every night and I have to pinch him as he goes.
Chet wears polos for company. Not all the time. Just for effect. Gotta remember to take them off or he pees in 'em.
Yes, I'm nutz.

 
At 10:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Airedales and schnauzers have always been tagged as being "froggy-doggy" in that pose...something the kids made up long ago.
Enjoy Ding Darling, we are envious, trying to get a trip organized for April. Last year we had the Easter Bunny (marsh rabbit)and at least 4 kinds of serenading frogs in a pond right behind where we were staying.
Caroline in SD

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger LauraHinNJ said...

Froggy - pose! My bunnies do that all the time, but never the dog anymore.

 
At 2:22 AM, Anonymous jemkagily said...

When our puppies do that, we call it the "speed bump." Corgi Lily used to do it all the time and the term started with her. Finding any good seashells down there? I know folks who say Sanibel is the best shelling there is....

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger Mary said...

Katdoc,

You are not an old poop. I love reading your comments... you would have an awesome blog!

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous mon@rch said...

I feel soo bad for Chet! Get better soon our blog faved pup! Will happen when the time is right!

 
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