Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Haiku for Jerry Falwell



Arms wide, he gives
Gospel amounting to Jack
To the touch-me-nots.

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18 Comments:

At 1:39 PM, Blogger littleorangeguy said...

Gospel amounting to Jack ... Hallelujah.

Hope this haiku does not cause you to be accused of using your blog as a Bully Pulpit!

 
At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN I'm hoping for his sake that his higher power is more understanding and compassionate than Rev. Falwell ever was. Thanks for a great entry.
CP from NC

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Janeyms said...

AMEN! Thank you for such a kind commentary on a less than gracious Interpreter of the Word. I am certain the "Tele Tubbies" will appreciate your expression of grief.

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous beth in NYC said...

ROFL! VERY well-said! And so creatively!

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger Trixie said...

As my husband said last night, "well, now he knows." I could not stop giggling over that.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger catbird said...

Word has it Saint Peter dressed as Tinky Winky for the occasion.

 
At 9:44 PM, Blogger KGMom said...

Satirical botanical haiku--I bet that's a first in the blogosphere.
Isn't it wonderful the uses to which one can put poetry?

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Amen, sister.
Geoff freaked me out last night. He said, "Honey, you are going to be really sad. Someone famous that you loved died today."
I tensed up, waiting to here Sir Arthur C. Clarke or Anne Rice.
Geoff said, "Jerry Falwell."
I said, "Thank God!"

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger Liza Lee Miller said...

You, Julie Zickefoose, are a kinder person than I am. I said to my husband, "It's kind of hard to be sad about this one."

What goes around, comes around so the lack of grief seems justified.

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger Jayne said...

As Trixie's husband said... now he knows... and I can't help but wonder how he now feels about the fact that he soooo had it all wrong.

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger possumlady said...

Great haiku! My first thought--wow, only 73. God must have gotten tired of him spouting such hateful speech in His name!

Oh, and I finally figured out the google/blogger sign in!

Christine
Takoma Park, MD

 
At 7:16 AM, Anonymous Jerry Falwell said...

Yo, Help. Could someone up there drop down an extinguisher. My pants are on fire.

The Rev. Jerry

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Julie Zickefoose said...

Christine!!!

Oh, big duh from Zick. I blanked. I think it was the elephants and the mention of TN that threw me off. WELCOME to the sisterhood of the crazed daily givers of content! Your comments have been so insightful and spot-on that I've often wished you'd start your own blog. Yay!! Everybody go visit Possumlady!!

Jerry. Thanks for my morning jump-up-and-down, go-get-Bill-and- Lang-to-read-it, giant belly laugh. I'm sorry they sent you downstairs. What a shock that must have been.

 
At 8:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only recently became aware of you and your work. Was very impressed but, am greatly saddened by your post, I would have thought better of you.

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Dorothy said...

Go Julie! You are the Haiku Goddess! Re the reverend...one of my favorite saying goes, 'what goes round, comes round.' Amen!

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger possumlady said...

Thanks for the kind words Julie. Like I said earlier though, my blog can't really hold a candle to y'alls yet. But give me time! And, yes, I've become an elephant junkie. My dream job would be an elephant caretaker at the Elephant Sanctuary.

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Nice post--a fitting tribute.

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Elizabeth said...

Although they never met the man,
There is much dancing on his grave.
Spin Doctors declared him terminal long ago, and he finally complied.

 

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