Monday, September 10, 2007

Mudpuppeh

Chetfans, I think you're going to like this one. Thanks for all the wonderful comments on the autumn melancholia post. How is it that shorter days cause us to reflect on our lives in their entirety, set up such a restlessness and a wondering? I think I have it figured out, in part, but that's another post.

Bill and I don’t walk much in the summer woods. Any time past early May, the understory growth is so heavy, the briars so thick, that, coupled with the heat and steep slopes, walking doesn’t constitute fun.

But we got a wild hair and decided to see what Beechy Crash might look like in early September, on a 90-degree day, no less. We needed to get into the woods. Chet Baker could hardly believe it. He was overjoyed. To have a woods walk in growing season, and to have Daddeh along? Oh!
We came to the log he always traverses, a good ten-foot drop beneath it onto a rocky stream bed. “Chet! Do you want to walk the log?” Since I almost always walk here alone, Bill had never seen him in log-balancing action.
Without a moment's hesitation, Baker dropped what he was doing, sprang up onto it and trotted back and forth twice with an aplomb that said, “I come by this grace naturally.” Little CatDog.
As we worked our way back up the steepest slope to home, though, Chet vanished. It was the kind of gone that didn’t feel good. No jingling tags, just silence. We began to call, and call.
After what seemed like a very long time, I heard him panting. I heard him breathing long before I could hear him moving through the leaves. Clearly, he’d found something good to chase, in 90-degree heat, too. I’m thinking it was the black and white cat he treed last winter, which doesn’t seem to get how much we dislike it hanging around our sanctuary. But at length, he came back.

Overdoing it in hot, humid conditions isn’t good for any dog, but the brachycephalic (smashy-faced) dogs suffer more, and have a harder time getting their body temperature back down, because they don’t have nice long nasal passages to cool incoming air.

He struggled up the hill, panting like a steam engine. We walked slowly along the oil well access road until we came to a tire rut full of muddy water.
And Chet Baker decided to cool himself down.This is a fastidious dog. Normally he’d never deign to step in water like this. But he needed to get his body temperature down fast, and he flopped down like a pig in a waller. Good boy. That's thinking.Like a hog in mud.

This feels good. I think I will rub my head in the mud. Ahhh.While I am at it I will drink some of this icky water. I am just too hot to refuse it. I prefer the reverse-osmosis, quintuple-filtered, carbon-polished water Mether gives me at home. But after all I am a dog, and dogs drink from puddles.Blecch. Maybe I will leave out that part of being a dog.
Bill was shooting me, shooting Chet. Jane calls Boston terriers "canine antidepressants."

All the rear views are Bill’s; the front views are mine. I have to say he got the definitive doggy ‘tock shots.

This would be my favorite. Hello, Cute Overload? He looks like a George Booth cartoon dog in this picture, ears canted back, cranky even from behind.When he rose, the muddy water poured off him in sheets. His panting slowed and we walked back the rest of the way to the house. Although he’s normally afraid of the hose, I set it on a gentle stream, called him to me and rubbed him down under the cool water. Oh, he loved that. And so did I.

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30 Comments:

At 8:21 AM, Blogger Lynne said...

Move over Cute Overload! We call it the "tube of dog". The shots from the rear look amazingly like a piglet we saw at the fair. He looks positively blissful!!

 
At 8:43 AM, Anonymous Zick said...

Piglet! Exactly what we said. His anatomy, especially the ham hocks, so closely resembles that of a piglet, that we sometimes assess which part of Chet we'd carve first if it came to that. A Donner party scenario...

Remember, one of his nicknames is Bacon.

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger littleorangeguy said...

How does such a wee dog get his face open so far and wide? Is there a hinge?

Love Baker flat-out on his belly with his legs stretched out behind him. We used to call that the seal flop when my little black doggy did it 25 years ago -- there you go, you've given me a good laugh to start the week but also a little teary nostalgia for the best dog in my world.

 
At 9:05 AM, Blogger Rondeau Ric said...

Thank you, I learned a new word today, brachycephalic.
Spell check doesn't like it.

Chet, you almost look like a special breed of wild hog in your wallow.

RR

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Mary said...

I'm howling! The boy knows what he needs. Not at all camera-shy about it, either. Yes, Julie, our Bostons are genuine anti-depressants. The laughter and joy on your face proves it.

Bella cools herself that way in three inches of swimming pool water, trying to dog paddle. They are good swimmers! Bella swam in the Atlantic, very well :o)

 
At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Sara said...

Hilarious ! The phrase "Happy as a pig in mud" certainly applies here. I especially like the mud caked up to the waterline on his belly. What fun !

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Aunt Petunia said...

Sheer bliss, puppeh heaven! Thanks for sharing, Zickie!

 
At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would be one of my favorite Chet posts. Our dog will lay down in the most disgusting water on a hot day but refuses to get in the kiddy pool we put out for her. She would rather swim in the river any day.
The weather is supposed to be back to normal this week maybe Chet should take another stab at that cat. Lori

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger dguzman said...

TOTAL Cute overload! Those 'tocks are total bacon.

Great pics!

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger catbird said...

The ears seem to be directing the gaze to the meaty haunches -- "Behold the canine drumsticks!" The only think that's missing dog logic-wise is something smelly, and ideally, dead, to roll in.

You've evidently obeyed the directive in that Booth cartoon: "Write about dogs!"

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger ANDREA said...

This is the funniest muddiest dog I ever saw. His grin is irresistible.
Andrea

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger Trixie said...

What a ham! (hee, hee, hee!). I cannot resist a pun.

Nor can I resist your adorable little man. Thanks for sending me to work with a smile.

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger RuthieJ said...

Another excellent LOL Chet post, Julie. I was also thinking he looked like a little piggy in the muddy water.

 
At 2:17 PM, Anonymous mon@rch said...

lol, Julie, this was the perfect time for a chet moment! Love the title and their is no other dog that I would love to see doing this than your chet!!

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger RooBoy said...

That is too much. One would swear you trained that dog for that shoot. Too cute.

And I was excited because I thought you were going to do a salamander post with that title, which would have been funny, cuz just y'day I caught myself a Pacific Giant Salamander! It was so cool. Even got it on video, cuz I knew I was gonna catch something.

Anyhoo. I'll do an index search to see if you've got any amphibian posts. Good dod and day to you.

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger RooBoy said...

Good "dog," I mean.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I absolutely love your Chet posts! I also have a little piglet of a Boston named Murphy. I laughed out loud when I read this post. I can relate - My little man soldier crawls through the long grass in the ditches during our walks. Thanks for the smiles!

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Jane M. said...

OMG that is the funniest Chetpost ever. Maybe. And I love the bit about BTs being canine antidepressants. I wish I were the Jane that thought that one up!

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger KatDoc said...

Excellent post! This is classic Chet Baker at his finest. And may I say, it is good to see photos of you in your blog, since you are usually behind the lens.

~Kathi

{See how I left out lectures about heat stroke in brachyocephalic dogs and the dangers of Giardia and other bacterial, viral, and protozoal contaminants of skanky water?}

~K

 
At 7:12 PM, Blogger possumlady said...

Okay, now this is just TOO cute!! A new nickname for Chet -- Ham hocks Baker.

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Julie Zickefoose said...

Well, KD, you kind of left it out, and kind of put it in...arf!

Christine, it's great to see your cute new pic! I should update, too.

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger LauraHinNJ said...

Great shots - thanks for the smiles!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Susan Gets Native said...

Chet is Tock-o-licious.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Mary said...

Came back for more giggles :o)

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger KGMom said...

Well, I got to the Chet lovefest a little late--but love those hind shots.
Nuff said.

 
At 1:26 AM, Blogger Kathy said...

Great pictures of a cute puppy dog...he sure had the right idea for getting cool on a hot day!

 
At 5:54 AM, Blogger Jayne said...

ROFLMAO! That Chet! HOW funny!

 
At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Betty K. said...

Mud baths are good for people so why not for dogs. It leaves your skin [fur] soft and beautiful and does wonders for the complexion, not that Chet needs it. Just look how nice he looks with Chloe, true love both ways. Chet looks good from all sides.
Nature Knitters Mom [Betty K]

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Janeyms said...

I didn't see this post until Tuesday but I am still howling about those butte shots! Too funny. My girls stretch out like that on my bed and sofas but never have I seen one of them in a muddy rut like Chet did. Too funny! His tail needs to be more crooked to truly pass as a piglet, more like a Tennessee turd tail mud puppy!

 
At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Kerry Y-Z said...

I am a Rockhopper Penguin lover to the core. I just had your African Rockhopper picture tattooed on my left leg just above my ankle. Believe me, it hurt like hell, but it was worth it. Now, I'll always have my "buddy" with me.

 

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